Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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