Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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