Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My ass is underappreciated
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
A bitchslap is in order.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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