I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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