Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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