You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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