Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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