no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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