if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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