She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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