spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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