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She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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