who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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