Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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