Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
