Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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