She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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