I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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