I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
