I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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