Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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