he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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