I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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