D3 body, D1 cock
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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