I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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