True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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