So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
