Umm I'm too high to move.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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