New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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