I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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