biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
is it fun? or sober?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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