I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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