He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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