Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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