Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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