if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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