Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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