Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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