Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
do herpes really smell.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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