I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
third nipple confirmed
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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