"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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