Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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