used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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