I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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