I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He kissed a someone with a penis
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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