You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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