he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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