doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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