some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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