wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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