Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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