I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
did i walk over a car last night?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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