she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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