My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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