toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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