i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
